A woman calls her vet up stating that she thinks her parrot is dead. The vet tells her to bring it in. She does, and it's laying on the table, legs up. The vet says - yep lady, that parrot is dead. The lady doesn't believe it and asks for a 2nd opinion. THe vet whistles and in walks a lab - the lab walks around the table, sniffs at the parrot and walks out. Yep, the vet says, the parrot is dead. The lady still does not believe him and asks for a third opinion. The vet calls "here kitty" and in walks a cat, walks around the table, sniffs at the bird and walks out. Sorry lady - that parrot is dead, the vet says. The lady picks up her bird and goes home. A few days later she calls the vet - angry that she got a very hefty bill in the mail. "Well" the vet says "not all of that is mine, you had a lab report and a cat scan."

heh-heh! lab report! heh-heh-heh!:p:

Too funny! Thanx!:D