2 MP3s for you, they're not dirty or anything and I don't intend any offence so here they are:

Taco Bell Dog (http://www3.telus.net/whelehan/Images/Robin%20Williams%20-%20I%20Ran%20Over%20The%20Taco%20Bell%20Dog-%20Comedy.mp3)
I love dogs... but this is pretty funny

Steven Wright... about 1 minute in: Walking Your Dog All At Once
Steven Wright (http://www3.telus.net/whelehan/Images/Steven%20Wright%20-%20Quick%20Jokes.mp3)