hippey_chic
08-20-2003, 02:36 PM
Bob owned a Labrador Retriever. The people next door to him owned one
> of those goofy-looking white rabbits that they kept in a cage.
>
> When he came home one Saturday, his dog was running around the yard
> with this white rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit had mud and dog
> slobber all over
> it, and it was very dead.
>
> Instead of being a man and telling the people what happened, Bob
> panicked.
> He took the rabbit away from the dog, brought it into the house,
> washed it off
> with soap and water, and dried it with a hair dryer. He waited until
> it got dark,
> snuck the rabbit back over next door, put it in the cage and
> relatched the door.
> He hoped the neighbors would figure the rabbit had died of a heart
> attack or something.
>
>
> A few days later, he was out in his yard and he saw the lady from
> next door.
> She came over to the fence and said, "I guess you heard what
> happened."
>
> He said, "No, what?"
>
> She said, "We have had a death in our family."
>
> He said, "Who died?"
>
>
> She said, "Fluffy. And the weird thing was, after we buried him,
> somebody dug
> him back up, cleaned him off, and put him back in his cage."
>
> of those goofy-looking white rabbits that they kept in a cage.
>
> When he came home one Saturday, his dog was running around the yard
> with this white rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit had mud and dog
> slobber all over
> it, and it was very dead.
>
> Instead of being a man and telling the people what happened, Bob
> panicked.
> He took the rabbit away from the dog, brought it into the house,
> washed it off
> with soap and water, and dried it with a hair dryer. He waited until
> it got dark,
> snuck the rabbit back over next door, put it in the cage and
> relatched the door.
> He hoped the neighbors would figure the rabbit had died of a heart
> attack or something.
>
>
> A few days later, he was out in his yard and he saw the lady from
> next door.
> She came over to the fence and said, "I guess you heard what
> happened."
>
> He said, "No, what?"
>
> She said, "We have had a death in our family."
>
> He said, "Who died?"
>
>
> She said, "Fluffy. And the weird thing was, after we buried him,
> somebody dug
> him back up, cleaned him off, and put him back in his cage."
>