Don't smell crotches...Don't eat plants
Don't steal food or underpants.
Don't eat my socks.
Don't grab my hair....Don't rip the stuffing from that chair!
Don't eat those peas! Don't touch that bush!
Don't chew my shoes...What is that mush?
Eat your cookie...Drink your drink.
Outta the toilet!! Outta the sink!!
Away from the cat box. It's for the cat!!
and must you kiss me after that????
Yes, raising a puppy is not for the lazy!
Though puppies are funny they're also quite crazy!!
But don't dispair. Though it's toil and strife. After 3 years....
You'll get back your life!:laugh:

That is so true. I need to take it to my obedience class for the women who said she didnt have time to train her pup during the week, she would work with him on the weekend. I wanted to slap her around and ask why she had a pup if she didnt make the time for him.

:ROFL: Great rhyme!!! Hilarious! thanks!

That's my life to a "T"

What a great poem!!

That was so funny!! I need to print that out and put it in Kahlua's scrap book. :)