Dog's Rules of Life?

Hey guys...I was just wondering if anyone has the "Dog's Rules of Life" or something. I remember seeing it on here in the past but I tried to search for it and can't find it. Ya know, it's about how humans should adopt dogs' rules for life and we'd all be happier...like "Eat every meal as if it's your last", haha. Can anyone help me out here?

[aday]

i found this on Google:

Everything I Need to Know
I Learned From My Dog

Author Unknown.
Taken from the Web.
I Know, I Know....

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.


Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.


Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.


When it's in your interest, practice obedience.


Let others know when they've invaded your territory.


Take naps and stretch before rising.


Run, romp, and play daily.


Thrive on attention and let people touch you.


Avoid biting, when a simple growl will do.


On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.


On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.


When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.


No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout ... run right back and make friends.


Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.


Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.


Be loyal.


Never pretend to be something you're not.


If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.


When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

[BraethornSue]

The dog is not allowed in the house.
Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
The dog can get on the old furniture only.
Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep on the bed.
Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

[Sweet Sadie]

occasionally and live like the dogs do.

Yay! Thanks guys!!

[ChocolateDawg]

I like this one....don't remember where I saw it:

If you can't eat it or hump it, then pi$$ on it and walk away.