What would your dog's sweater say?

[janedoe]

If you had a custom sweater made for your dog, what would it say? I'll start.

Argos: Slow but steady.
Nikki: Girls just want to have fun.
Fran: Adore me, dammit.
Zo: I'm cute and I know it.

[barry581]

Sophie's would say "I'll lick you to death!"

Brooks: "Throw it again!"

[smartrock]

Chase: "Thanks for noticing me."

Lark: "Simply Adorable"

[kimbersmom]

I'm imagining Kimber wearing her sweater when she's out in public, so it would say:

"Hey, new best friend! What are you doing, what's up, let me sniff your crotch, do you have a treat? No, okay, bye, gotta walk!"

We call it her drive-by greeting.

In the house, it would be:

"I refuse to give up Daylight Savings Time."

[Bamps]

Opie's would say "time to eat, here's my dish!!"

[SunDance]

"Plays well with others." and "Runs with scissors." Guess who gets which.

[thndrkttn]

Miles the Shih Tzu actually has a sweater that says "Santa thinks I'm sleeping." which is appropriate because that means he's misbehaving which, besides cuddling, is what he does best.

Thea's would be "I'm a delicate flower" and then she would throw herself on the ground which is how she lies down.

[Jeff]

Hemi would say

"Scratch and Sniff" with an arrow pointing to his butt.

[Doreen Davis]

Anthony: Surf? Did you day surf?

Stella: Oh dear......anything I should be worried about....in advance.....to be prepared?

[soberbyker]

Zeke's would say "Will work for food" He will learn nearly anything if treats are involved.