No Thank You

[POPTOP]

No thank you, I can go potty by myself.
No thank you, you do not need to check out the toilet bowl by sticking your head in it as I'm sitting down.
No thank you, you do not need to climb in my lap, I won't float away.
No thank you, you do not need to lick my hands, I wash up afterwards.
No thank you, you do not need to lay your head on my lap.
No thank you, you do not need to stare at me, it won't make things go faster and may even slow down the process.
No thank you, I don't need help with the toilet paper.
No thank you, you do not need to look to see what I did.
No thank you, you do not need to watch the water flush.
No thank you, I don't need helping getting my pants back on.

Now would you please get off my feet so I can get out of the bathroom!

[Maxx&Emma]

Lol, I feel your pain! It is even more fun to try and take a shower in my small master bath. Climbing over 2 sprawled out dogs, right in front of the bathtub is always fun. I love the heads checking on me and then deciding it is fun to play in the water almost as much!

[Bamps]

Ok, this sounds like Opie's been going to the bathroom with you.

[kelsyg]

lol-that could have been a post by me!
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[4Thelove]

LOL.......so true!

[Sandra]

What a funny coincidence. That's my morning routine too!

[janedoe]

I'm pretty sure that you know on some level that you cannot, in fact, go potty by yourself. People who have had dogs in their homes for a very long time tend to forget these things after a while.

[Lobo]

[kelsyg]

So funny!

[Snowshoe]

LOL The only thing different with kittens is they don't weigh my feet down.