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    Good to see this reposted. One thing that is left out, is under the skull. Or maybe it should be a new section under Brain.

    Labs come without a brain. The brain is delivered via FedEx around two years of age.

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    Awesome. My favorite part:

    Ears
    More effective than Fylingdales. When used in conjunction with eyes, nothing is missed. Ears can detect a sweet being unwrapped in a pocket 3 rooms away, with every door closed. Can be switched on and off at will.



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    Thanks for my morning laugh!
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    Thought of another one at lunch

    Skull
    Houses a computer-like brain. Solves problems in split seconds, can switch from one application to another in nano seconds and has plenty excess capacity for personal projects. Also used as a door stop to prevent you from closing the fridge door once it is opened as you obviously forgot to give them food from there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sue View Post
    Good to see this reposted. One thing that is left out, is under the skull. Or maybe it should be a new section under Brain.

    Labs come without a brain. The brain is delivered via FedEx around two years of age.
    Shoo...just seven more months then. Lol
    Shiloh 12/24/12
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    Awesome!!!!!

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    Very cute.

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    Most accurate breed standard ever written. I like the part about new models come with a set of needle teeth.

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    Love it! The mouth one is my dog to a tee!!

 



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