You know you're a Lab mom/dad when...

[MightyThor]

You know you're a lab mom when you show off the scars from teething/training. "See this one? This is when I was teaching 'down' and he belly flopped so hard his front paws flew out and he drew blood!"

[Labradorks]

...when there is more water on the floor than there is in the bowl!

[emma_Dad]

You know you're a Lab dad when you have to vacuum everyday if not your tan carpet look black.

[Sam I Am]

when you are missing one shoe from every pair

when sounds of tail thunking the floor wakes you up five minutes before the alarm is supposed to go off... even on weekends

[stitchmanz]

you know you're a lab dad when every coat you own has dog treats in the pockets

[Georgie]

When you slip in a puddle of water beside the water bowl.

When you say yes to a pair of big brown eyes when you need to say no.

When the wag of a tail can melt your heart.

[furballs]

You know you're a Lab (or mutt, in my case) mom/dad when....your pockets are full of poop bags.

When you are in a meeting with a Prospect's CEO and pull one from your suit pocket, causing laughs around the room.

[Jax's Mom]

You know your a lab mom/dad when your heart has been so taken over by them that you now shop for them more than anyone else in your house.

I mean at every store you frequent like:
Pet store-obviously
Lowes-pet door
Old Navy-tshirts for holidays
Home Good-toy box
MARSHALLS-toys
Costco-beds, snacks, heart worm meds, frontline
Wal-Mart: everything and a kiddie pool too
Target-everything else
Ace Hardware-pig hooves
Specialty pet store-antlers, horns
Kohls: yep here too, now tie
Locksmith: rings for his tags
Craft store: cute pet signs, stickers to put his/her name on treat boxes
Sporting goods: kyack to fit big dog and human
Amazon: water bottle for walks (no I.don't carry one for myself, just him), and really anything else I can think of. He likes a broken box, as they hold toys. You know all of those so called indestructible ones...yes the ones you buy not once but multiple times per year because he loves them and rips them to shreds.
Puppy Play: you buy the large package now because he loves to play with other dogs and these dogs like yours have all their shots, etc and there are dog people there to make sure they are safe, happy, and playing so you can get something done at home without any "help".

I'm sure there are a.million more.

[Georgie]

Oh another one I forgot which I just experienced.When you suffer guilt from the well-known and well-practiced "stinky look".

[Sam I Am]

Thought of another this morning... when there's not a speck of crumbs on the floor under the table where your kids are eating breakfast.