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    I should be ashamed of myself...for laughing

    While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart.

    A very attractive golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the
    noise and called out, "Are you okay?"

    "I'm okay thanks," I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart.

    She said, "Come up to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart
    up later." I noticed her silky bathrobe was partially open, revealing what
    appeared to be a very nice figure.

    "That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would
    like it."

    "Oh, come on now " she insisted.

    She was so pretty, and very, very persuasive.

    I was weak. "Well okay," I finally agreed, "But I'm sure my wife won't like
    it."

    After a couple of Scotch and waters, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot
    better now. But I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I'd better go
    now."

    "Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, letting her robe fall slightly more
    open. "Stay for awhile. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

    I replied, "Still under the cart, I guess".

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    LOL, guess I will send this to my sister. Her husband does a LOT of golfing.
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    Now that's funny!

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