Abulafia (08-19-2016), barry581 (08-19-2016), Blackboy98 (08-19-2016), POPTOP (08-19-2016), smartrock (08-19-2016), Snowshoe (08-19-2016), sparky (08-19-2016), zd262 (08-19-2016), ZoeysMommy (08-19-2016)
While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart.
A very attractive golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the
noise and called out, "Are you okay?"
"I'm okay thanks," I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart.
She said, "Come up to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart
up later." I noticed her silky bathrobe was partially open, revealing what
appeared to be a very nice figure.
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would
like it."
"Oh, come on now " she insisted.
She was so pretty, and very, very persuasive.
I was weak. "Well okay," I finally agreed, "But I'm sure my wife won't like
it."
After a couple of Scotch and waters, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot
better now. But I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I'd better go
now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, letting her robe fall slightly more
open. "Stay for awhile. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
I replied, "Still under the cart, I guess".
Abulafia (08-19-2016), barry581 (08-19-2016), Blackboy98 (08-19-2016), POPTOP (08-19-2016), smartrock (08-19-2016), Snowshoe (08-19-2016), sparky (08-19-2016), zd262 (08-19-2016), ZoeysMommy (08-19-2016)
LOL, guess I will send this to my sister. Her husband does a LOT of golfing.
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Now that's funny!
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