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I was busy, OH took Oban this morning.

Did you meet anyone?

Yes, a man and a little dog. Oban and the little dog seemed to know each other. The little dog wanted to follow Oban.

What...

Two very large Dobermans bounded toward us and the owner yelled out, "They're friendly. The other one has balls." And he pointed off to the side to a third one.

Well Oban is intact so I yelled...

No thank you, I can go potty by myself.
No thank you, you do not need to check out the toilet bowl by sticking your head in it as I'm sitting down.
No thank you, you do not need to climb in my lap,...

But it finally happened:

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