She's not allowed on the sofa...
I'm dog-sitting a little female black Lab I've never met for a co-worker. I don't even know how old she is; maybe two? He dropped her off yesterday morning, was in and out within about five minutes and that was that.
He told me that she is not allowed on the sofa or beds. Well, let me tell you, this dog sleeps on the sofa like it's her job. And getting on the bed? You know how most dogs are restless their first night in a strange place with a strange person, two other strange dogs and a strange cat? Not this dog. She jumped on the bed next to the cat, curled up in a little ball and slept all night. She's also fat, like a tick with a pointy little head, and snores like a drunk sailor!