Words you don't want to hear...
"Did you see the throw up on the rug?"
When my husband called from work to say good morning, this is how he opened the convo. He gets up before I did and he saw it because it was right near the seat where he sits to pet them in the morning and they wouldn't come over to him. It is a dark-colored, patterned rug so, no, I hadn't seen it. In the meantime, I've had the dogs outside a couple of times, fed them breakfast, given them some scrambled eggs, let them chew their rawhide bones for a little bit. He saw it and said he left it there without telling me until a few hours later because, "I thought you might want to change what you feed them this morning." Sigh...
Any other examples out there of things you've been told about your dogs that weren't exactly helpful? Just to make me feel a little better...