A man decides to take his dog to a talent agency because he swears his dog can talk. The talent agent decides to interview the dog and it goes something like this...........
Agent: What's on top of your house?
Dog: ROOF
Agent: What's the outer layer of a tree?
Dog: BARK
Agent: Who was the greatest baseball Player?
Dog: RUTH
The agent exclaims: This is ridiculous... And sends them away. When they get outside the dog looks up to his owner and says...... What? Should I have said DiMaggio?
