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Ha ha, of course not! Tempting though it may have been to contemplate!

Sounds like things went a bit better than you'd feared and of course we knew Luna would be the Christmas Angel puppy! Best...

and then there's this...

Why haven't you had kids yet? - The Oatmeal

Every time she said something obnoxious, you would give her a squirt! Sounds like it could be fun!

I can sympathize with many of the facets of your predicament this year. I'm sorry for the hassle....