Thor says:
I'm the most perfectest dog ever! Except when I smell something really really good on the ground, sometimes I forget to listen. I think when my sniffer is engaged it must take energy away from my ears. But other than that I'm a good boy. Well, sometimes I like to invade personal space a little too much, but I just like people a lot, you know? My vet (I love my vet) calls me a "very exuberant greeter", so I don't see what is wrong with that. Oh, and sometimes I like to break into the pasture and roll around in cow poop. The cows don't mind, I don't see why mom does. But really, Santa Paws, I'm a very very good boy.