I am ashamed to say "Toddlers and Tiaras". From the first time I saw it, all I thought of was a dog show. They bathe those kids, primp, powder, make up, apply fake hair, nails, eyelashes, teach them moves I never knew existed at that age, and put them in clothing better suited for a "professional" woman. After that. they parade them on a stage and pray for best in show. Mom's truly believe this will send their child on the fast track to a prestigious career in modeling, acting, or music and have been seen getting into fist fights to protect the honor of their twerking 3 year old.