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    Balls? Oh. Those Balls

    Two very large Dobermans bounded toward us and the owner yelled out, "They're friendly. The other one has balls." And he pointed off to the side to a third one.

    Well Oban is intact so I yelled back, "Mine has balls too so we'll just pass quickly." And thinking I'm glad we are going in opposite directions.

    Ant then I think, wait, he means the ball his dog has in it's mouth? The partly deflated soccer ball? (I told you they were large dogs.)

    Well, we met again, going opposite again and I asked him, "Did you mean the soccer ball or testicles?" Soccer ball, and he gave me a funny look. I guess such conversation is not usual between men and strange women meeting for the first time. LOL.

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    LOL I have had that conversation before. "Just an FYI, hes got his balls." is uttered pretty often. However, I dont think I need to say it anymore, as his Balls are quite, out there.
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    That's funny! We all might speak the same language but not have same words!
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    Oh, that's too funny.

    I've never had anyone mention their dog's neuter status....friendly/not friendly seems to be all that's necessary.

    Hmmm....Danny is self-entitled and pushy....perhaps that's how I should start referring to him and see what reactions I get.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SunDance View Post
    Oh, that's too funny.

    I've never had anyone mention their dog's neuter status....friendly/not friendly seems to be all that's necessary.

    Hmmm....Danny is self-entitled and pushy....perhaps that's how I should start referring to him and see what reactions I get.
    The only reason I do this is there are several neutered dogs in our area who have been growly at him, and we have attributed this somewhat to the fact that he is still intact. However its just a hunch, so I just let people know
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    LOL! One of the first things I do, after meeting a dog, is to check with a quick glance. With some longer haired dogs it's a little hard without being obvious. Archie is one of those with all his back leg feathers so I'm quick to announce "He has no balls".

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    LOL, I don't know why he felt the need to announce any kind of balls.

    And in "hindsight" (an expression that was never truer than in this instance ) being out there takes on a new dimension when it's so hot. I mean, do they ever hurt themselves? Thistles? Sharp grass? An errant twig? LOL.

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    LOL I would have said the same thing! Too funny!
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    I have a dream I meet my future wife in some sort of similar conversation starting situation.

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    LOL, made me smile.

 



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