Two very large Dobermans bounded toward us and the owner yelled out, "They're friendly. The other one has balls." And he pointed off to the side to a third one.
Well Oban is intact so I yelled back, "Mine has balls too so we'll just pass quickly." And thinking I'm glad we are going in opposite directions.
Ant then I think, wait, he means the ball his dog has in it's mouth? The partly deflated soccer ball? (I told you they were large dogs.)
Well, we met again, going opposite again and I asked him, "Did you mean the soccer ball or testicles?" Soccer ball, and he gave me a funny look. I guess such conversation is not usual between men and strange women meeting for the first time. LOL.
LOL I have had that conversation before. "Just an FYI, hes got his balls." is uttered pretty often. However, I dont think I need to say it anymore, as his Balls are quite, out there.
Julie & Jake, Bacon's Humans
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That's funny! We all might speak the same language but not have same words!
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Oh, that's too funny.
I've never had anyone mention their dog's neuter status....friendly/not friendly seems to be all that's necessary.
Hmmm....Danny is self-entitled and pushy....perhaps that's how I should start referring to him and see what reactions I get.
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LOL! One of the first things I do, after meeting a dog, is to check with a quick glance. With some longer haired dogs it's a little hard without being obvious. Archie is one of those with all his back leg feathers so I'm quick to announce "He has no balls".
LOL, I don't know why he felt the need to announce any kind of balls.
And in "hindsight" (an expression that was never truer than in this instance ) being out there takes on a new dimension when it's so hot. I mean, do they ever hurt themselves? Thistles? Sharp grass? An errant twig? LOL.
LOL I would have said the same thing! Too funny!
Charlie and Burton
I have a dream I meet my future wife in some sort of similar conversation starting situation.
LOL, made me smile.
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