That's hilarious. I should have sent Lark over.
You know how sriracha comes in these huge bottles that you won't use in the next 10 years? After her surgery from eating mulch and sticks, I thought a good dousing with sriracha would turn her off of mulch for good. Nope, she seriously wanted to eat more mulch and I had to rinse the mulch with the hose to get her away from it. I dropped a little piece of chipotle chili in adobo sauce on the floor last week, she scarfed that up and was looking for more. She'll also eat bars of soap, and dead cicadas have been a particular favorite this year. Some labs WILL eat anything! C'mon Jake, get with the program!