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    Christmas Carols for Dog Lovers

    Saw this website and it made me crack up.

    Christmas carols for dogs dog lovers | I Still Want More Puppies

    I'm going to post these lyrics in honor of Oban's upcoming neuter. Looks Like Oban Has to be Neutered. Phooey

    Walking in a Neutered Wonderland
    Puppy balls, are you listening?
    At the vet’s, the tools are glistening.
    It’ll all be all right, but by later tonight,
    You’ll be walking in a neutered wonderland.

    Gone away, is your manhood.
    Instead you see, you’ll be fixed good.
    You might think it’s wrong, but just go along
    Walking in a neutered wonderland.

    To the dog park you can totally go, man,
    And the fertile females will not frown.
    Lots of fun you’ll have,
    I know you still can.
    Don’t let this operation get you down.

    Treats aplenty, you’ll require.
    As you recover, by the fire.
    To face unafraid,
    The different junk the vet made.
    Walking in a neutered wonderland.

    I totally get you’re down about this stuff, and
    And now you think our evil has renown.
    We didn’t ask your thoughts,
    But give it time, man.
    You’re still the king, just no jewels set in your crown.

    Just wait and see, you’ll be thrilling.
    Without your balls, you’ll be chilling.
    You’ll frolic and play,
    The same old sweet way,
    Walking in a neutered wonderland.



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    Oh my gosh, did you go looking for this? Just happened to stumble upon it? It's great. One of my favourite Christmas/winter songs too, I sang this when I was a kid in the school choir. Going looking for a recorded version so I can hear it. Thanks so much for posting this up.
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    LOL these are great

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    That is hysterical!
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