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    Senior Dog katALlabs's Avatar
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    Wednesday One Liners

    It's Wednesday so here's a few one liners that will help you over the hump.


    I say no toalcohol, it just doesn't listen.
    Marriage is oneof the chief causes of divorce.
    Work is fine ifit doesn't take too much of your time.
    When everythingcomes in your way you're in the wrong lane.
    The light atthe end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..
    Born free,taxed to death.
    Everyone has aphotographic memory, some just don't have film.
    Life is unsure;always eat your dessert first.
    Smile, it makespeople wonder what you are thinking.
    If you keepyour feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on yourpants.
    It's not hardto meet expenses, they are everywhere.
    I love being awriter... what I can't stand is the paperwork..
    A printerconsists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking redlight.
    The troublewith being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
    In a country offree speech, why are there phone bills?
    If you cannotchange your mind, are you sure you have one?
    Beat the 5O'clock rush, leave work at noon!
    If you can'tconvince them, confuse them.
    It's not thefall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
    I couldn'trepair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
    Hot glass lookssame as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers
    The cigarettedoes the smoking you are just the sucker.
    Someday is nota day of the week
    Whenever I findthe key to success, someone changes the lock.
    The road tosuccess.... Is always under construction.
    Alcohol doesn'tsolve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
    In order to geta Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it !!!
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    Funny! The one about the photographic memory- that's my problem! Actually, I can describe with perfect accuracy where the new tubes of toothpaste are located when my husband tells me we're out, but I cannot remember the "safe" place I put something that was supposed to go into my granddaughter's Christmas stocking. Gotta stop hiding things from myself!

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    LOL! Thanks for sharing.
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