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    4 AM Max is up

    Sing it to Billy Joel's Piano Man. Max and me today....... 7 months old I forgot what it was like, I grew old with my other dogs, long time since a young one in my house


    It's four am on a Saturday
    Max comes bounding in
    There's an old man sleeping its me
    Simply trying to just sleep in

    Max barks, "Steve, can you play a game with me
    I don't really care how it goes
    I know that it's dark and I'll continue to bark
    And then I'll tare up your clothes"

    La la la, di da da
    La la, di da da da dum

    Play a game, you're my hue man
    Play me a game in middle of the night
    Well, I'm in the mood for a tug o war
    And I've got you awake alright

    Now Max at the door was a friend of mine
    He stands at the door to pee
    And he's quick with his nose or to nibble your toes
    But there's someplace that I'd rather be
    Steve says, "Max, I believe this is killing me."
    And there is no smile on my face,
    I'm sure that I could go back to sleep,
    If you stop invading my space"

    Oh, la la la, di da da
    La la, di da da da dum

    Now Max is a real con artist
    Who has entered my life
    And he pees like a lady, he's still my baby
    And definitely will be for life

    And Max is practicing politics
    As he slowly brings me his bone
    Yes, we're sharing a drink and his thanklessness
    But it's better than livin' alone

    Play a game, you're my hue man
    Play me a game in middle of the night
    Well, I'm in the mood for a tug o war
    And I've got you awake alright

    It's to damn early for a Saturday
    And max gives me a growl
    'Cause he knows that it's me who'll let him out to pee
    So I can go back to sleep for a while

    And Max, thinks hes at a carnival
    And he decides to lick at my ear
    And he sits at the door at a quarter to four
    And says, "Man, I'm glad to live here"

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    LOL, that could only be better if you sing it and post a You tube.
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    Wonderfully done!!!

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    Priceless!

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    Lol! What a puppy, I am glad you have each other.
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    Of course Max a Million is sound asleep now at 2 in the afternoon. My turn to wake him up

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    Oh the joy of puppies

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    Very well done...
    i am sooooo not looking forward to this part of puppydom....
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    Excellent job.

 



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