I've always thought the light bulb joke was a pretty good description of some typical breed personalities. Our Jet for sure was in agreement with the Lab in the joke. Oban, however, would be more of professional contractor. "Yes Mam, I can change that light bulb for you. Here is what I charge for jobs like that. I like 50% in advance and you can pay me the rest upon completion"
What would your dog say? Please tell us breed if not a Lab.
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Afghan: Light bulb? What light bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Make Me!
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dahling. I have servants for that sort of thing.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh?
Malemute: Let the border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Springer Spaniel: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I'm just as cuddly in the dark.
Collie: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
I think Maxx's response would be more in line with the Malmute! Especially if there was a Border Collie around to do the work.
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Kain is pretty much spot on with the Shi-tzu. He'd look at me like umm hello you have thumbs chop chop mom.
Kimber: Light bulb? This light bulb in my mouth? The one I'm waving around at you? You know you want it, and you could take it. In fact, I'll just drop it right at your feet and you can-- ha, ha, too slow, I have the light bulb again!
Yeah, Kimber's a big tease. It confuses the heck out of a lot of non-lab dogs!
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I think Mocha is a cross between a lab and a Springer Spaniel. Until I read Kimber's response!
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Obviously, Danny is a Lab and his mama is a Malamute.....
Hehehe thought the dachshund one was funny but my dachshund would probably just say "light bulb burned out, is that a problem? I like it better buried here under the covers where it's dark"
Lab. No question about it.
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