Ha ha! Yeah, but I suspect my own spousal unit thinks I'd be more patient with a stranger than I would be if I knew it was him, which may or may not be accurate. We'd start out well because I'd have no expectations that my unseen partner had any skills whatsoever. I'd probably give better directions than if I knew it was him and he asked me exactly how long to cook something on each side so he could set the timer on his watch. That would be a dead giveaway right there.