Woodrow_Woodchuck,I love your stories about Sunshine! Such a clever girl. I don't mind "feeling like a moron" anymore. I think my neighbours already think I'm nuts anyway beginning when I celebrated Bobby peeing outside like I'd just won the lottery, repetitively told him "no bite" and "no hump" with varying pitches in my tone, my constant pleas of "you can't eat that," "no! drop it!" and when I walked up and down the same street for half an hour everyday training him not to pull. You really get to know your neighbours that way!
When the garage opens, we ask him, "Who's that?!" and he'll immediately run out the backyard to check out the garage and do his patrol. We can tell him to "Go to [insert name here]" and he will but I don't trust him yet to hand things over without negative consequences. We ask him to "Go check your Kong!" for any food and to "clean up" or vacuum the ground from crumbs and slobber. We use "turn" all the time and "go, go, go" to get him to stay on track. We haven't yet reached the stage you have yet with the directions though but when the time comes, I'm sure I'll love it. Looking back after reading your post, we use a lot of casual commands we have never trained as we would with a lure, clicker, etc that he must of grasped as a puppy.